Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
pray to the hookup gods
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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