i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We are two peas in an std pod
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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