guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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