Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this just has baby written all over it
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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