Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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