I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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