Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You've changed since you got that strap on
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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