Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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