Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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