help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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