I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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