I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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