Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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