If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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