The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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