yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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