I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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