Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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