real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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