i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
