Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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