You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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