Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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