just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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