idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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