I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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