is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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