That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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