But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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