Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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