and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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