ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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