somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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