I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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