I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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