I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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