she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Terrible idea I love it
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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