I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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