We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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