Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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