You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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