We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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