brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You left your phone here
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