So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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