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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.

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(207): View more from Maine

He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.

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(805): View more from California

I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship

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(303): View more from Colorado

im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We don't really communicate like that.

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Communicate like what?

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Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say

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