If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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