There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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