So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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