i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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