And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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