I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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