Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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