needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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