i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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