My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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