Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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