??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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