just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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