So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
okay pat passed out under dana's car
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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