I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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